Saturday, November 10, 2007

predictor site

Kārtējā totālā random glupība. No piemērotākā dzīvnieka minētāja pēc cilvēka vārda http://www.petpredictor.com/ uzgāju lovepredictor, kas priekš randomizēta rīka bija riebīgi precīzs.

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Tas petpredictor ir murgains...

Toties http://www.lovepredictor.com/index.asp izrādījās līdz pretīgumam patiess, varbūt tāpēc, ka vairāk balstās uz horoskopiem nekā vārdiem. un vēl par kko vaino mīļos un pūkainos skorpionus...

Hey hey hey, nex here we go. Right then I have analysed both your names and I have come to my prediction. Good luck in being in love.

Firstly nex, the first thing that springs to mind is that you like to take charge

Your name indicates to me nex that, you need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favourite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

Okay what are my turn ons and turn offs then : By nature, you are the most sexual sign of the zodiac, so it doesn't take much to get turned on. Just know that you will be in control, so let them have it. Nothing turns you off faster than your date taking charge and telling you how to run your show. You are sensitive and attentive. Whatever you do, don't let your dates eyes wander for a second or you will sting them for it.
Scorpio has a penchant for delving into life's mysteries and secrets, so detective stories or true life mysteries are often excellent choices for gifts. Or, you might consider receiving a gift certificate for a metaphysical or spiritual workshop. You typically have a good head for business, and computer banking software or investment tools will be greatly received. Ultimately, however, the gift isn't the main focus for Scorpio for you. It's the feeling and sincerity behind it that makes all the difference.

and then AoE, this first thing that springs to mind is that you are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an upfront person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase a challenge of the hunt invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go to ground advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

Okay what are my partners turn ons and turn offs then : These folks can't resist a good shoulder and neck rub. They are sensual, tactile, and appreciate the finer things in life. If you're daring, you could suggest a first or second date at a day spa. Spring for a massage and a body scrub for each of you. If you have a hot tub in your backyard, be sure to invite your [h.sign] over after your next outing. Events will quickly move from the backyard to the bedroom.
[H.sign] loves to get gifts, so you almost can't go wrong. Many [h.sign] people are artistic, musical, or talented in the kitchen, and gifts that promote their creative side would be well appreciated. Ruled by [planet], [h.sign] also loves luxury. Spoil your special someone with a bottle of vintage wine or champagne, his or her favorite depsigner fragrance, or a one-of-a-kind necklace or cashmere scarf. The latter does double duty, since [h.sign] rules the neck and throat.

Okay then here is the compatibility chart of nex and AoE.
[Compatibility chart atļāvos izsviest nafig. Tik mazi % man neinteresē! un tā rozā sirsniņa apakšā arī izskatās vnk debīli >:( ]
I hope all the advice is enough to make you love this person unconditionally,
because sometimes I could be wrong - I doubt it though !

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